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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 03:01

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Goldfinger

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper